Without further ado:
Out of the government, the corporate world, and the media, the government is the most benign.
The average person is a larger problem than members of any "elite" group.
Americans are no dumber or more privileged than anyone in any other first world nation.
Feminism promotes social division and frivolity.
Courting sexual partners is a demonstration of prejudice.
All pleasurable states are nothing more than relief from previous unpleasurable states.
We should do away with money as soon as possible.
No one should have children for any available reason.
The "traditional family" model suffocates and depresses people -- or at least reduces their quality of life significantly.
There is no such thing as a mental disorder.
Anarchism is selfish and myopic.
Democracy is a terrible idea, and certainly did not originate with the emergence of the United States.
Ownership (property, copyright) creates a massive amount of waste while promoting attachment and conflict.
Attachment exacerbates suffering.
It is unlikely that there are other intelligent beings in the universe.
If life exists beyond the Earth, it must be absurdly uncommon.
Hurricanes, flus, earthquakes, school shooters, terrorists, stock market crashes, and debt are not going to get you.
We have replaced god with popular entertainment and the media.
Individualism is socially corrosive.
Capitalization, apostrophes, the multiplicity of punctuation marks, and synonyms should be done away with as soon as possible.
All words should be spelled phonetically.
Most books are a waste of time. The faster that you can glean information, the more efficient you are.
Quoting people is no different from wearing name brand clothing, showing off an expensive car, or increasing the size of your friends list on Facebook.
There should be one human language; any more than this is needlessly redundant.
Civilization will not collapse at any point over the next hundred years. In fact, it has never truly collapsed since its advent some 6-7,000 years ago.
The only state of perfection is nothingness.
Marijuana will probably become the culprit of at least some lung cancer cases over the next hundred years.
Obesity, with few exceptions, is not especially unhealthy -- and is almost never life-threatening.
Loving your partner is the same, in principle, as favoring your race or nation over the others.
Cuddling with a puppy after eating a cow is contradictory behavior at its worst.
All competitive sports are a waste of money, resources, schooling, and brain space; furthermore, they promote social division and animosity.
We should strive to attack all ideas, no matter how good they seem. If we come to favor a particular viewpoint, it should be because, while attacking it, we found that it held up better than the opposing ideas -- which were also attacked.
Fast food is a convenient way to eat in modern society, and is usually better for you than a fatty slab of steak high in calories purchased at a fancy restaurant.
Organic foods are usually worse in quality, less delicious, and more susceptible to rot than other foods.
There is nothing particularly unacceptable about smoking cigarettes.
It is a bad idea to get high or drunk in any capacity, for such activities decrease one's judgment and physical reflexes.
Lyrics, image, philosophy, and politics have nothing to do with music.
Most people are unhappy due to their own poor decision-making skills, but rather than improve or seek guidance, they blame a group for their shortcomings -- usually the government, the corporations, the media, or their families.
We should intelligently (i.e. gradually, while maintaining a balanced ecosystem) spay and neuter all animals on Earth as soon as possible.
The Holocaust was not some brilliant conspiracy to exterminate a race of people, but rather, a poorly planned, feather-fluffing set of events aimed at merely deporting said race.
The United States's involvement in World War II was unjustified; similarly, the American Civil War and American Revolutionary War should have never happened.
We will be ruined by pleasure, meekness, and popular culture long before we are ruined by torture, statism, and Big Brother.
Failing any high school course -- or even most college courses -- will have no impact whatsoever on your economic well-being.
Those members of modern society who claim to believe in a god suffer from cognitive dissonance, and believe far more in television, work, and bar-hopping than that holy book which they have never once opened.
Washing your hands after going to the bathroom accomplishes absolutely nothing.
Charities accomplish nothing other than to generate profit for various entities while, in some circumstances, strengthening societies just enough to allow them to perpetuate their own suffering.
Exploring the planets and moons of our solar system is a tremendous waste of time and resources.
Most people speak in memorized, discrete blocks of thought patterns that are essentially platitudes. Rarely does anyone recite a "belief" from outside of his or her culture -- even if the belief is purported to be anti status quo.
We will not experience a major extinction event as a result of global warming.
Nature lovers are liars, for they despise plague, disease, insects (especially maggots!), suffocating heat, frostbite, intestinal worms, shredded animal carcasses, etc.
Most jobs exist only to help others do their jobs, or to produce more crap that we don't need.
Welfare and utility are not equivalent; consequently, the modern concept of a "job" is flawed.
Sexual orientation and desire for social bonds are largely conditioned.
The less people you know, the happier you'll be. The more wants and desires that have to be accommodated, the more that compromise becomes a necessity, and knowing less people means attending less funerals.