Sunday, October 24, 2010

Three reasons for why nature sucks

1. There are no laws in nature.

2. There is no understanding of anything in nature. Anywhere.

3. Theft and murder are just as much a part of nature as beauty. If you value laws prohibiting murder, then it logically follows that you should value the outright reformation of nature.

A beautiful woman with a criminal record and penchant for sociopathy is best avoided, so how is nature any different? A few good apples do not make the rotten ones any less rotten. Being a nature lover is quite literally like lusting after a woman purely for her looks while completely ignoring her personality -- neuroses, flaws, and all.

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